The End is Nigh

Today I received news that caused me to convulse into an hour’s worth of heaving, hearty sobs. You know, the kind of tears that make your eyes all red and puffy and give you hiccups and make people think that your whole litter of puppies just died.

I was sure my world was coming to an end, and this only one day before my “Knight Rider” marathon. THAT was really where the deepest of my sadness was rooted. Not that I might have made an error that caused the destruction of a priceless business document from the year 1931, but that this error would cost me my day with KITT, and quite possibly all the rest of the days of my life.

Hopefully, it will not come to that. I’ve yet to face the music. But if I go down, I will go down with style, knowing that I lived a rich, full life, and that in the end, Heaven is really just a place to watch uninterrupted reruns of “Knight Rider” and “Quantum Leap” while scarfing all the Entenmann’s chocolate chip cookies I could ever possibly imagine.

I’m going in. It’s been nice knowing you all.


5 responses to “The End is Nigh

  • Karen

    Well, I hope it’s not that bad. You’ll be keeping us updated? (Well, not if you’re dead, I mean, but otherwise?)

  • the Caitlinator

    I think it’s safe to say that if I live to see 27, you’ll definitely know it.

  • kat

    yipes. good luck and godspeed, my dear.

  • the Caitlinator

    Well, I didn’t die. Yet. I’ll keep you posted.

    Ha. Get it? Posted. OK. I’m done with the bad jokes.

  • Anonymous

    Glad to see you didn’t die. Now that you’re going to live on, you might want to know (and you probably already do) that there will be Quantum Leap reunion show….at least thats what it looks like from IMDB.

    Quantum Leap: A Bold Leap Forward (2006)

    I hope they do justice with it. Perhaps like the Growing Pains reunion a few years back.

    As far as the Knight Rider infatuation…..that’s all you. I can’t stand David Hasselhoff.

    Well good luck, and Happy belated B-Day!!!

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