This has been the best Christmas I’ve had in the last 15 years. Honestly. I am so happy, peaceful, and joyful today. This is what Christmas should always be.
1 cup good morning sex
1 pint gift wrap (extra special when wrapped with glue instead of tape)
3 cups Christmas kisses
2 bacon, egg, and cheese sandwiches on English muffins
90 minutes of Christmas Vacation laughter
1 KitchenAid food processor
1 sewing machine
3 pairs of pants to hem
16 mozzarella sticks
6 bottles Smithwick’s beer
6 homemade martinis
2 filet mignons with homemade garlic and herb marinade
3 pounds homemade garlic and dill mashed potatoes
1 chocolate creme pie (with cherries on top)
1 shot Sambuca in a snifter with coffee beans
1 Christmas tree lit with tinsel shimmering in the night
6 hours of Christmas music
Mix well and repeat, as necessary.
Merry Christmas, everyone. Find what makes you happy… and then do it.