I think sometimes that there is this enormous invisible vacuum that just sort of hovers around, sucking up time. Sometimes it just sucks up a few seconds so you hardly even notice. Other times it takes entire days and even weeks. I’ve known it once to swallow an entire year without so much as a blip. That definitely put a wrinkle in the timeline of my life.
I seem to have fallen victim to the Time Vacuum these last two weeks. It’s not as though I can point to any one thing, or even any one group of things, and say, YOU are the reason I have had no internet presence these last two weeks. So instead I point to the Vacuum. The Vacuum ate my internet time!
The thing I wonder is, what the heck happens when the bag gets full? Who gets to have all that wasted time? That’s what I want to know.